Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You

 "The perfect remedy for chronic oversharing, excessive opinions, and acute cases of 'nobody asked.' This prescription-strength candle is clinically proven to reduce unnecessary commentary by up to 100%. Recommended dosage: Light as needed when encountering know-it-alls, unsolicited advice-givers, or people who mistake their opinions for facts."

Scent: Coconut

Container:  9oz jar container